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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!"
Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!" 😄


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Manne wrote:

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!"
Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!" 😄


:dirol

LOL. Cruel, but funny. I could mention what one of my friends said he would do if he won the lottery, but this is a family friendly site
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Manne wrote:

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!"
Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!" 😄


:dirol

That's a good one :thumbsup
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mike1 wrote:

That's a good one :thumbsup

Hahahaa i liked it.
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